Jamal day 3

We are walking on this trail and this squitten thing must have like a problem cause I'm always stepping in like his poop and it is driving me crazy, I decided to keep our parks clean and stole Mr. Malone’s golf bag, put the squitten inside and carried him from there! I tried to teach the little booger to speak English but every time he would say lipstick instead of yes and potato instead of no so i decided to quit.

We were walking and I started rapping my favorite song and told Mr. Malone to join in.He rolled his eyes “then muttered something to his golf club”. I am really scared of this guy now. “Dude you gotta stop talking to yourself ‘cause you are all ready showing the side effects of jungle madness!” I was so annoyed by that Britt that I decided to scare him a little “So, Mr. Malone have you, at all been seeing strange things lately” I asked. He looked around and answered”Besides you?”

“ Oh no, Mr. Malone I am afraid, I am afraid you have Jungelosismadnises” I said with a fake look of fear in my eyes. I stepped away as though I was afraid of getting infected. He was petrified. So to keep the act up I would occasionally look back and whisper to the squitten and intently stare then run up way ahead. That poor man was terrified.

As we were walking this mega sized gold fruit loop and hit me on the head. I don’t really remembered what happened after that but, I remember that when I came to, I saw Mr. Malone and I saw this giant toucan  that was talking like he was Tony the Tiger

I have to get back home ASAP.

When I had fully come to I had decided that I had gone insane and that I should just go along with whatever these hallucinations were saying. “ The golden fruit loop is the first collectible that you must collect to earn each of you a free ride on the mystical hot air balloon that will get you home!” said the toucan. “Yes, yes so do you have this mystical fruit loop item, dear sir?” asked Mr.Malone, “Yes I do sir but, you will have to do me a favor”.

Here we go again.