Jamal: day 5

When we left off Mr. Malone and I were just recovering from a brutal, emotional battle with chipmunks, ripping leather and that squitten thingy we found a while back. I don’t wanna get into the details because we have to hurry and find the Bronze cloud of eternal life. I seriously want to get out of here. When we were near the cave these albino chipmunks popped out of the ground and the squitten started slurping them up like mashed potatoes through a straw, it was so funny.  When they were all eaten the squitten ran off into the abyss of the cave and was never seen again “I am gonna miss that guy, but did you see that!?! It was AWESOME!!!” I yelled over to Mr. Malone (finally got his name right) “Did I? Did I!? yes I did and nearly had a heart attack! we need to get this cloud item and leave!” he yelled. He sucks. I needed to get him to shut up and using my knowledge of the gossip girls I started to cry. This thing seriously rocks! I see why girls cry all the time, you get whatever you want when you do!  After 5 five minute ‘recovery’ time that was requested my Mr. Malone, he tried to get me to go into the cave to get the silver pineapple. He apparently has this phobia of caves and a story that is remarkably close to batman’s story. But as I walked out of the cave pineapple in hand he smiled. So that old crotchety dude has a heart? weird, it kinda gives me the chills to know that someones hear can beat for tttthhhhaaaattt long.